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【雅音分享】2012伦敦奥运会各国总结  

2012-08-16 09:58:57|  分类: 精彩分享● |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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   东北英语小伙张旭曾用九国口音说英语,在网上引起极大的关注度。近日,他另一神作——《伦敦奥运会各国总结》,汇集英美法俄以及印度、牙买加、朝鲜、韩国、中国共九个国家的奥运爆笑总结,下面大家一起来欣赏一下这个奥运会力作吧。


 


【英国】
       Hello, welcome to London Olympic Games, I am the spokesman for Britain what a brilliant event, bravo, bravo. Which is ever been held in human history, people around the world loves it, including the Queen, thank you, my Majesty. (这里纠正,应该是your Majesty) I really can’t forget the moment when several boys and girl light the torch, unforgettable, all the little flower head gather together, to be a giant torch, so creative. And out, and on. Who came up with this idea should get a Noble prize. Our Brittan athletes show extraordinary talents in all the competitions, especially the bicycle racing, don’t believe the rumors; we deserve it, because we are game holder. We welcome everybody around world to come to London.
       All in all, welcome to an energy-reducing, harmonious and brilliant event.
 
 
【法国】
        Bongju, I am the spokesman of France, I will comment on this summer event, the food is terrible, who wants to eat fish and fries all day? All the food looks like smash potato. The weather is terrible, who wants to stay in a foggy cellar. The beds are terrible, who wants baby beds? further more, you can always restart your match. Not fair!! Well, our athletes are not good in the competitions, but we still got our pride, that why we are the cocky puncher nation. (砸蛋一幕)Yes, that’s right.
 
【印度】
        Hello, I am the spokesman of India, we are not tourists for this event, but we are. We Indian are not so interested in this game, but our national sports department promises us that, whoever winning gold medal will enjoy the free first class ride for the rest of their life. And we are still not interested. By contrast, a lot of people are interested at who is the girl in red cloth? Well, I know it, she is my fiancée. We are going to have a lot of kids, why don’t we have birth giving competition?
 
【俄罗斯】
       Hello, I am the spokesman of Russia, we used to be a powerful sports union, but that was in the past, now, we are not strong any more, look at the medal board, you can see, it was a little bit frustrating, we are not in the first place anymore. But we are happy as long as our living standard improves, who cares about the Olympics games. Forgive my honesty; we will never give up, because we are Russian.
 
【美国】
       Hello, I am the spokesman of America, thank you. *3, I gotto say that I really have a good time in London, thank you London Olympic committee, thanks for all the hospitality.
      The condoms are really good, but 150,000 are not enough, those horse guy, really nuts. The Mascot for this Olympic Games shapes like a PHD, a pretty large D….
       Let’s look at the metal board, who is your boss, you know ha.
       Finally, MP, you are the best swimmer in this planet, you are the MVP. Nobody can break your record anymore, proud of you, bro.
 
【牙买加】
      Hello, I am the spokesman of Jamaica. When you mentioned Jamaica, you can’t ignore one name, Usain Bolt, the greatest dash man in this world. He had exceeded the human race limitation for speed. He is the definition of speed. Can he run faster? Who knows.
      Only God knows. Don’t forget his trademark move.
 
朝鲜】
       Hello, I am the spokesman of Democratic People's Republic of Korea, I am really angry about the London committee, they mess up with our national flag with the other Korea, this is a defiance, some paper even call our Naughty Korea, we learn English too!!! This is another defiance!! This is purely a violation for unity friendship and Olympic spirit. It is a shame to make sport into politics. I have an announcement to make, as we all know that the experiment of falling rocket is not an accident, the truth is, we can control it to fall it anywhere.
          No more jokes from now on. And PS, the north Korea athletes are really good, because they know who gives them power!!
 
【韩国】
       Hello, I am the spokesman of South Korea; the national superiority makes me feel really good. But judges don’t feel it and they are not fair with south Korea, we don’t want to be the King of Pleading, but I can give you some tip, remember to raise you voice, Judge!! It is not fair!! Not fair!! For two hours, they will give you an medal of honor (奥运精神特别奖).
       Further more, the love affair between Park and Sun is not real, Park would not love a man who is taller than him. Our Korea sports ministry treats us good, whoever win the golden metal will have faster noodle and pickles forever!!
       Every leaders, every presenters, ladies and gentleman, good afternoon.
 
【中国】
        I am the spokesman of China, firstly I have to read some congratulates letter. Central party committee and state council send their best regards; wishing athletes continue working hard and carry forward the plain living. You have competed all your mission successful and surpass yourself, and show the people around world what real Chinese are, congratulate again.
Central military commission send best regards, BJ GOV send.. SH GOV send….GZ GOV..
        It is too many of it, so I have to cut it.
        I have to say that our athletes are really proud of their nation, they have very good sense of honor, when they win gold medal, the first thankful person is who, is their motherland, without motherland, without themselves, so obviously, winning gold medal means our motherland is getting stronger, winning gold medal means we can fight against those west super powers, kick their fat asses for real. So Winning gold medals are inevitable, and it is a must. It is a pity that we can’t win some gold medal because of some irresponsible judges, Chen Yibin, Zhou Kai, He Kexin, they should win gold medal, I really want to swear, but I can’t, what can I do? The same old slogan, complain!! Strongly complain!!
 
        Excuse, I just want to say that, where is Japan part?
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